I usually spend Feb. 14 at home by myself with a paper bag over my head watching reruns of Punky Brewster and Max Headroom.
Every once in a while, the doorbell will ring. I'll answer it, only to to find a jovial couple that decided to take time out of their happy Valentine's Day date to come by my house and laugh at how lonely I am. I'll then give a depressed Morrissey-esque moan which is drowned out by their hysterical laughter as I slam the door.
It's a bit like Halloween except instead of the trick-or-treaters taking candy from me, they take away my dignity.
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by Travis LeBlanc (The Oklahoma Daily Feb 03, 1999)
