Breakfast of Champions

I ran across a link to this old article on X-Entertainment today that was just hilarious a when I read it a couple years ago, and now although I've downgraded it to "very amusing" I still want to highlight it here. You have to click through at least to see the nutrition facts printed on the box.


Hungry yet?

I think it's safe to say that we're not getting any of the more choice cuts with these [sausages]. This company is even less wasteful than the fabled Native Americans of yesteryear. Even the Indians stopped before using the rim of flesh trimming the buffalo's exhaust pipe. Swanson had no misgivings.

Whatever you may be eating right now, it's not as unhealthy as Swanson's Hungry Man All-Day Breakfast. Unless that happens to be what you're eating.