I'm Still Alive

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Blog Protective Services had threatened to take svott.com away from me due to neglect and abuse. I guess I wasn't clear enough when I told little svott to keep his mouth shut.

"What do you say when your teachers ask you about these blue borders ?"

"I fell down some stairs."

"That's right. And it's your fault I drink so much."

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Can I blame my drinking problem on little svott, too?