It's a sad day indeed when we learn that Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter himself, has died of natural causes. And by natural causes, I mean a he was struck by a stingray barb while filming a documentary in Queensland, no doubt while he was trying to jam his thumb up the stingray's ass. Apparantly stingrays just don't have the same sense of humor as reptiles.
Much like the TV show of that goofy-haired painter dude, we'll now be watching Crocodile Hunter reruns in fond memory of a guy who showed us that being ordinary is just no way to live. Or die, for that matter.
I am starting a Steve Irwin Shrine and a memorial fund for all the crocks that were involuntarily probed.