Just thought I'd let you know that today is National Coming Out Day. For you old fogies, that means that if you get up in the morning and you can see your shadow, you're gay. If you don't see your shadow, you can expect 6 more weeks of rainy weather. Funny how so many calendar events sound the same.
So if any of you guys have something to say, well, now's your chance. I'm looking at you, Glen.
Damn... Glen is gay?? Guess you're looking better now.